Walking Is So Twentieth Century

How long will it be before the tax payer is buying these for PCSOs, CEOs, traffic wardens et al? It's a nice idea though, and likely to prove a runaway success.

Not to be outdone, Toyota are also in the field:



Replacing human activity seems to be more appropriate than 'supporting', although this could be useful in helping the disabled to move more independently:



How long will it be before some twenty five stone, lard-arsed 'couch potato' sues the manufacturer because the device failed to support his weight?