Sunday 23 October 2011

The Night Mail


Night Mail
By W.H. Auden (Music by Benjamin Britten, Directed by Harry Watt and Basil Wright).

This is the Night Mail crossing the border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,
Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner and the girl next door.
Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient's against her, but she's on time.
Thro' sparse counties she rampages,
Her driver's eye upon the gauges.
Panting up past lonely farms
Fed by the fireman's restless arms.
Striding forward along the rails
Thro' southern uplands with northern mails.

Winding up the valley to the watershed,
Thro' the heather and the weather and the dawn overhead.
Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,
Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.

Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from the bushes at her blank-faced coaches.
Sheepdogs cannot turn her course;
They slumber on with paws across.
In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in the bedroom gently shakes.

Dawn freshens, the climb is done.
Down towards Glasgow she descends
Towards the steam tugs yelping down the glade of cranes,
Towards the fields of apparatus, the furnaces
Set on the dark plain like gigantic chessmen.
All Scotland waits for her:
In the dark glens, beside the pale-green sea lochs
Men long for news.

Letters of thanks, letters from banks,
Letters of joy from the girl and the boy,
Receipted bills and invitations
To inspect new stock or visit relations,
And applications for situations
And timid lovers' declarations
And gossip, gossip from all the nations,
News circumstantial, news financial,
Letters with holiday snaps to enlarge in,
Letters with faces scrawled in the margin,
Letters from uncles, cousins, and aunts,
Letters to Scotland from the South of France,
Letters of condolence to Highlands and Lowlands
Notes from overseas to Hebrides
Written on paper of every hue,
The pink, the violet, the white and the blue,
The chatty, the catty, the boring, adoring,
The cold and official and the heart's outpouring,
Clever, stupid, short and long,
The typed and the printed and the spelt all wrong.

Thousands are still asleep
Dreaming of terrifying monsters,
Or of friendly tea beside the band at Cranston's or Crawford's:
Asleep in working Glasgow, asleep in well-set Edinburgh,
Asleep in granite Aberdeen,
They continue their dreams,
And shall wake soon and long for letters,
And none will hear the postman's knock
Without a quickening of the heart,
For who can bear to feel himself forgotten?

Tuesday 18 October 2011

Duck Soup

My most liked Marx Brothers film:



'I could dance with you 'till the cows come home. On second thoughts I'd rather dance with the cows and you'd come home.' I roared with laughter when first I heard that joke, at about the age of nine or ten, and I'm still reduced to tear inducing fits and giggles by it.

Dvorak


Zorya by Floex

Tomas 'Floex' Dvorak, composer of the music accompanying the games Samorost2, Questionaut and Machinarium. Hear this here and buy it here.

Saturday 15 October 2011

A Silly and Destructive Bitch

Watch this and try not to splutter into your beer in disbelief:



Count off on your fingers the points she makes that you can dispute in your head but cannot prove with data or references you have not recorded and do not care to Google now.

We thought her a solution in 1979 but I knew in 1981 that she was nothing more than another 'would be' on the make. I voted for her in 1983 only because voting for Michael Foot was as sensible as attempting to kill oneself with an overdose of paracetamol. If I voted for her in 1987 it was for a similar reason. Despite my support for the Falkland's campaign I was absolutely set on not voting for her successor, or any other, in 1992 and so did not vote. In 1997, hoping to confound Blair, I joined the Labour Party, and then I came to understand that the way forward lies outside party politics.

Tuesday 11 October 2011

Dusty Springfield


Them: Baby Please Don't Go


The Comic Strip Presents ...

The Hunt for Tony Blair:



Friday 7 October 2011




There are some first rate black Doowop songs but I prefer the raw 'edginess' of white Doowop, and that song encapsulates, expresses and exemplifies the genre, as they say in clichéland.

The Delicates

One of my most liked:

Saturday 1 October 2011

Tornado




The lines and essentials of that locomotive are more than ninety one years old; the progenitor of several classes of the type, no 1470, Great Northern, was in service, on the Great Northern Railway, in 1922.